CHRISTMAS

Wow, 2 months behind.

ALRIGHT! So this is the Christmas comic, it deserves some explaining. Back in the day when we were coming up with ideas for the name of this comic, the winning idea came from a random insult that we hurled at someone's odd shaped bag, and he indeed did hear us claim that he was carrying pieces of little children. POLC would have been the name of this comic if the very URL did not turn us up in the Times. Christmas shopping is always a chore and that is what the internet is for. I suggest these cute sites for unique things for ladies and these sites if you are lost like me. And no I have not finished my shopping yet heh.

Yahtzee has decided to show his face on the internet on a webseries called gamedamage. The pilot is a bit tedious but if they are able to cut down their rambling to the small segments that we love zero punctuation to be for all 3 guys involved, I'm sure it would be a bit more tolerable. A couple weeks ago I was also able to sneak into a taping of Demetri Martin's Important Things which is a lovely 30 min show with Demetri talking about the things in life that you should take heed of. Its definitely something that you should check out. That and I love him and his 100s of talents; no seriously, I think I have a problem. He's also in the newer episodes of Flight of the Conchords as a rival band. I know that season 2 has come out and I haven't even finished season 1, but the episodes I have seen are amazingly hilarious. And lastly, there will be no reviving touch for Pushing Daisies amongst other shows. Such quirk and love seems to be lost on the current audience and it is indeed such a waste. Although I'm sure that some cable network would be more than happy to pick up Pushing Daisies and the following it has gathered, it being more of a guilty pleasure for the romantically inclined.

That's all I've found on the internet my friends. Cafepress is being ridiculous so I may just format my own shop page and finally get some stuff out. No word on Katsucon artist alley dealies but there is Castlecon (one day con in NJ) which I'm very sure I will be at mainly selling shirts and a print or two.

~Sharmander

p.s. and the latest song addiction is

Paramore
That's what you get

the hold up

Frank (the webmaster) is in BOSTON!! :( He has left me to rot while I ponder the Bitch King. How dare he leave his WoW wives, yes wives, as in multiple, as in we are really silly. Yay for MMO polygamy. But yes there will be updates when he returns, I might also start scanning the doodles at work. On another note, apparently I JUST MISSED A LUDO CONCERT. I mean, I don't have a secret emo band like...just like in junior high, I don't know all the moves to the Backstreet Boys...

There is a proposition 8 protest in NYC I will try to be at if its not a downpour. I am very sad that my homestate has decided that the rail system and the rights of chickens has trumped people's right to have a civil union and the rights that go along with it. I'm thinking of a sign and holding hands with my friend. More events include an anamaguchi concert in brooklyn to remind everyone that blipfest is coming up. Oh chiptunes and 8 bit, how you accentuate my nerdom.

today's song and obsession at work

Jabbawokees
more proof this is in my blood


Within Temptation
Our Solemn Hour


and this randomly popped into my head because the new banjo kazooie game is coming out. I remember loosing a thousand times when I had the N64 on this and as a child this traumatized me...


<3
Sharmander

hey guys

So in the not too distant future, when Mccain has died and the aliens find us...

I honestly had no prob with Mccain until he chose her. Since I have been able to listen to somewhat educated philosophies on both sides of the parties, it all seems pretty bleak. I might end up voting Republicrat though. Still working on Comics. I was at NYAF selling tshirts alongside my neighbors at steamjacket. We are also working on a new layout. There is an epic sort of serious story comic that may have to be pushed aside. Trying to do this regular update thing. :P Oh right, so far I'm registered to be at Katsucon but I have no idea what the artist alley dealy is. No info, I'm sure they will get back to me. With any luck I'll have the tshirts from the store and a print or two. Making a new shirt, hard to do on color. But it shall work, iPine is something of a dear creation to me and if I can get it up and out I would be happy. Also a small con in hoboken is coming in march and I intend to go to that, it being a day and me having real work to deal with. Hope to see you at either one :P

I'm NOT DEAD

Fulltime job in the neuroscience department of Columbia University, measuring the amount of neurons in various parts of the brain namely cortex and brainstem...in short

I COUNT DOTS 5 DAYS A WEEK


which leaves me dead by the time I get home... that and I play WoW now. Sorry for the lack of posting, new comics will be up regularly from now on...I've got an epic story coming and a new section of the site called sparkly doom theatre so that I can do some story comics.

Will be with our friends over at www.steamjacket.com at NYAF selling very few shirts :P

as of late

Hello world

started fulltime work so sadly I don't see Franks as much everyday :( SADNESS
but I do still work with him on sundays

we've got some shirts on standby, which I know I have been talking about for ages

1. iPine shirt
2. Unicorn vomit shirt
3. Emo trap shirt

pondering the Raven vision, even though most of these comics aren't up yet, the only one currently knowable is iPine

Everyone should read our reviews on stumbleupon.com, we got so much hate it makes me laugh
I will be at anime expo for anyone who even reads this with flyers and my shirt! Dressed up a couple of days but ya know, I'm not a big artist so I have no anything at the artist's alley.

perhaps one day

list of cosplays in a bit

<3 Sharmander

after these messages

this week's comic is completely Frank's idea
and by this week I mean month...cuz graduation seems to not let me have any free time in addition to this job finding business.

but I will have a comic up by friday of this week and it will be the beginning of the shirts series. I'll post pictures of the shirts we will have soon enough, mainly the pictures on them.


and on that note BYE :D

sigh

sorry for the lack of update
it will be a while because I have finals and the end to classes and graduation coming up
so the next three weeks will not be updated incredibly

we do however have t shirts from comics if you are interested
photos will be up soon

FINALLY

sweet crispy jesus
Its been two weeks mainly because I flew away to CA for warmth and sun and then another week because I've been reworking this comic. The style has changed a lot and I had a lot of stock comics done from like 6 months ago. Which, needless to say, needed to be fixed. So yes, Shar changes clothes and I had to update that.

I've had a lot of constructive criticism in the past 3 days so expect a bit of a revamp and a bit of edits to the site and characters. With any luck it shouldn't change incredibly much.

We also have our first T-shirts!
1 is about a comic that was previously released and the other is about one that will be released in the coming weeks so I'll get pictures of those up eventually.

So those are the updates! and now I pass out

guest comic what?!

hehe I did a guest strip for Matt on Comicblasphemy.com and he actually posted it XD. Awesome stuff, thanks much Matt. I will continue the nerdom this week and part 3 of this story arc, haha I have a story arc?

Shar

so early?

the comics have been early lately
mainly as a hope to get myself to work on the cast page...which if you can't tell is FAILING. Instead I'm reading cracked.com and slowly becoming more terrified of the world. Also I've been working on the most epic hate rant for the movie Sunshine which, should in fact, be launched into the sun. More on that later, I'm learning about the most terrifying foods ever:
http://www.cracked.com/article_14979_6-most-terrifying-foods-in-world.html

peace,
Shar

ps. what is sadder is that the most terrifying food at #1 on the list...
is from my heritage
*vomits in a bag*

hehe

I present to you our friend mike and the beginning of some sort of story arc...
ish...thing....
yea, mike is a good sport for not going ballistic over this comic

OMG!

Thank you to Matt of Comic Blasphemy, we are now Minions of the Land of Nodd.
I couldn't think of a better place to be :D
MAJOR thanks to Frank for the massive updates and 2 page creation in one day! In the midst of many other requests :P
Thanky to Tinky for checking on the bloglet and helping put the icons on us so you have an idea of who's talking....although I seem to be the chatterbox.

BUT ENJOY THE COUCH COMIC!

bah...no comic lately

Sorry this week was shot for productivity but I promise a comic up this week!
I've been working on one! I swears!

wishing well

Today's comic has been my pride and joy for some time now
my brain being random and insane but yea...

this spawned from cait and I spending too much time in line at disneyland one day
and so I give you this ridiculousness

holy shit

if you can't tell, we are screaming nerds on this page
so I loved soul caliber 2 and a little bit of 3
but really, I have no idea what the hell





WHAT?!

Movies we need, right now!

How did I miss the release of this?!

This movie included the epic battle of American Godzilla Vs. Japanese Godzilla....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pu2z0TTE6dg&feature=related

This is to prove I understand how to add a profile pic to a post.

testing post

darn it, shading is off on the first panel
I'll get it right one day

sorry Frank no depth for you this comic :D
however you do get ur bioshock hands (tm)

~Sharmander

Category: Webmaster/Other

Greetings, I just want to say this picture here is roughly 100% accurate.

HI I live with Shar

..And this makes my life special.

I'm in the comic as the sane roomie. [Which is mostly only applicable in comparison to Shar.] In case anyone is wondering, everything in it is pulled from real life, even [especially?] things that seem completely unbelievable and ridiculous. Sometimes we even defy the second law of thermodynamics. True story.

Welcome to the madness
...THERE IS NO ESCAPE MAHAHAHAHA
*ahem*

-T.

workin at work and such

This week's comic is about what I do at work, which is essentially tech support. I also frustrate Frank for a living. It makes me happy and amused. Him too, but yes people around us are usually always amused with our antics...even if its us talking about eating babies and our mild obsession with pinkberry...mmmm pinkberry.

I hope you enjoy. I'm actually working on a background template for the next ones. Layers frustrate me with this photoshop and I technically still haven't learned how to use it. Thank God I'm taking this photography class where they teach me how to use this computer program , which only cost me 500$ total in lab fees (sarcasm). Stupid, why are art classes so expensive anyway. So I'm taking an intro to drawing class as well because....well I only draw cartoony, maybe this will help as well. I've rambled enough.

~Shar

HAH! we LIVE

Hey there all 3 of you that read this comic!

Welcome to the blog and such.

Well for those of you that don't know us, we are the reason for this random-ocity. Each comic is based on events that have actually taken place in reality...contrary to popular opinion. Most bits are completely true. I wanna thank my friend/cohort/boss/king of insanity Frank for being a great webmaster and getting this site to be how I want it. PRETTY! I'll be thanking Tinky soon for her guest art in the coming comics...:D But yea, that's it, I hope you are enjoying our silliness and art, leave feedback via the contact section and the comments (?) here. YAY! THE INTERNET IS MINE! *cough* I mean ours...

~Shar